WRITING
Stories, thoughts & things I’m still figuring out.
My life sometimes feels like a soap opera and a rom-com had a baby. Rather than keep the ridiculous stories, questionable decisions, and running commentary to myself, I’ve decided to share them with you. Come laugh, cringe, commiserate, and maybe recognize a little of yourself along the way.
FROM MY UPCOMING BOOK
Did I Just Get Abducted in the Target Checkout Aisle?
A perfectly normal trip to Target, a completely unhinged encounter, and a response that made perfect sense to twenty-something me.
Everything was completely normal.
Until, out of absolutely nowhere, a six-foot-plus, middle-aged, bald white man grabbed me by the shoulders.
And picked me up.
Not metaphorically.
Not gently guiding me out of his way.
This full-grown ass man put his hands on my body and physically relocated me from the main walkway into one of the side aisles!
My cart was left sitting there in the middle of Target like its owner had experienced an extraterrestrial alien kidnapping.
Now you’re probably thinking:
What in the actual fuck?